Name Joe
Birthdate 06.21.84
Class Rat.Cancer
Dx Schizophrenia; undifferentiated
Dosage Vicoden 50 mg QID
Physician Anya Lim
I am worth $10.00

1. Sex
2. Drugs
3. Alcohol
4. Pain
5. Chocolate Cake

Rome-ee
Andrei
Tina
Anya
the mermaid
the photoshop
the hidden mickey
the child prodigy
the doctors clinic
milo freeman
brownglasses
jaymi

December 2004
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February 2007
March 2007

My Qualifications to date...

Graduate in Associate in Science and Health Education
YFC has been that never was
Certified Transferee for the past 3 years
Part-time Male Nanny and all around House Sitter
Anti-Social
Psycho diagnosed with:
1. Mild Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD)
2. Moderate Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)
3. Severe Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OC) and
4. Schizophrenia Differentiated type


the stuff that's real ...


Credits I can...

make a good omelette
paint
count to 10 in 4 languages
cross stitch
fry perfect eggs
put up a good argument
use a map
write backwards/ upsidedown
use chopsticks
say 'I love you' in Welsh
write poetry
go out alone
make Faces


Debits... I can't...

grow all my nails
use Yahoo
be patient
sleep through the night
avoid arguing with my dad
stop hoarding
organise my day
do math
remember names and dates
save...



but seriously, who really cares... love me or hate me...I am ME. Warts and all.

i took a shot.
7:56 PM

0 prescribe me a different pill.